Five Ways To Nowhere & Horny Monkeys

MJ PRESENTS: FIVE WAYS TO NOWHERE / HORNY MONKEYS on 11.05.24 at Chelsea Vienna

Five Ways To Nowhere is a powerful blend of loud guitars, aggressive and groovy riffs, a scratchy voice with catchy melodies all driven by a lethal rhythm section.

Our music is a mix of Hard Rock and Metal that creates an explosive and melodic sound in the wake of bands like Halestorm, Guano Apes, Papa Roach and others.

We've poured our hearts and souls into every live gig since 2015, bringing around Europe a right-to-your-face Rock N Roll show, people can't forget.

Since our founding, we melt faces in Italy, Switzerland, France, Belgium, The Netherlands, Austria, Germany and Czech Republic.

We shared the stage with DAVID ELLEFSON from MEGADETH, with THUNDERMOTHER, with MANOWAR, with HAMMERFALL and with TURBOBIER.

We also hit the stages of major festivals like Hellfest in France (2022), Masters of Rock in Czech Republic (2017 and 2022), the Swiss Rock Cruise (2021) and Riverside Aarburg in Switzerland (2023).

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HORNY MONKEYS
(Rock / Austria)

Biography

HORNY MONKEYS, AN AUSTRIAN ROCK BAND, ARE ONE OF THOSE BANDS STRIVING FOR FAME AND ALL THAT JAZZ. HOWEVER, AFTER THEIR FIRST YEAR IN 2023, THEY HAVEN'T QUITE HIT THE MARK. PERHAPS 2024 WILL BRING BETTER LUCK. WE HOPE SO. REALLY.

SO, WHY SHOULD YOU BOOK HORNY MONKEYS FOR YOUR EVENT? BECAUSE THEY ARE HORNY. AND IN GERMAN LANGUAGE HORNY MEANS AWESOME.